12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The air taste purple.
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