I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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