weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think I died a long time ago.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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