Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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