I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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