That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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