I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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