His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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