One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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