I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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