I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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