playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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