You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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