I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
worst night to have a conscience
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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