he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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