You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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