he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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