the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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