As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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