You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
