Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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