She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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