When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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