Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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