i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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