he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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