oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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