I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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