Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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