oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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