Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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