Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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