just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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