Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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