I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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