So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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