at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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