people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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