ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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