is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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