Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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