Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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