I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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