Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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