She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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