he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
