Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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