am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
