: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
honey bunches of taint.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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