So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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