I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I showed him my bush... on skype.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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