There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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