Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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