How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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