I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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