I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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